The Napoleon Solo Quiz

Which Napoleon Solo are you ?



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What's your idea of a great night out?

Dinner and dancing--and possibly bed--with a beautiful girl. And Illya has to drive us around and watch everything we do. Hah!
A candlelit dinner at home with you, my love. See how the flames gild your hair and make your eyes glow. Oh, Illyushka!
Storming the newest Thrush satrapy wearing greasepaint. Putting on handcuffs and tying people up. Whips and riding crops...yeah, baby!
What great night out? I smile and laugh and quip, but it's merely a mask to conceal my grief. Nothing will replace the memory of my beautiful dead wife.
Not being punched, slapped, whipped or electrocuted is a good start.



What's your favourite item of clothing?

My shoulder holster
Soft woollen pullovers and cardigans
Navy or black single-breasted suit
Tuxedo, black tie
Turtlenecks. No need to worry about choosing a tie.



What's your most precious possession?

I have no precious possessions. I will never submit to such materialistic decadence.
My bathroom mirror.
My U.N.C.L.E. Special and attachments.
The ring given to me by my dead wife. I wear it wherever I go.
My darling Illyushka, of course.



A beautiful woman wants to take her clothes off. Your reaction?

She'll never replace the memory of my dead wife, but she'll make me forget for tonight. Oh the pain, the pain...
You must be cold in those stockings and suspenders. Here, take my coat.
She can't help herself. Most women can't resist my cleft chin and cupid bow lips.
Avert my gaze. It's only polite.
Strip search her! Check for ANY concealed weapons.



What would you like to be called?

Call me Napoleon.
That's Mister Solo to you.
Nappy. Or Napasha. You can call me whatever you like.
I answer to anything, including filthy, pussycat, and little flower. Just tell me what you want me to do.
Solo, Napoleon Solo.



Illya's managed to get the girl this time. Your reaction?

How sweet. But I know whose bed he'll end up in tonight.
Illya, you're not leaving with her, are you? You're not abandoning me like everyone else I've loved, are you? Answer me!
He belongs to me. And so does she. You're both mine!
You haven't finished my paperwork, Illya. Get back to work!
At last! And about time too. A girl with taste.



What colour are your eyes?

A rich chocolate/coffee/cocoa brown. And my voice is velvet rich and smooth. As for my hair...
Obsidian black, with fathomless depths. Mere mortals get lost in my mysterious gaze.
That's classified information. Your security clearance isn't high enough.
Blue. Are you blind?
Hazel, with flecks of green and gold if you look close enough.



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